Frakkin' Night Life - LAVA [05SEP08, Day 262] (Intoxicated Version)

Eva, Charlotte, and Sharon. Those are the kisses I remember. You lovely girls really made the night less boring, a little more worthy of memory. Phibie, how could you and your friend disappear just without a trace just like that? You were the most lovely among all for tonight.

There's one thing I learned tonight: Raptors tend to show up after 2:30. Raptors can be crossing sexual limits. I saw THREE short and fat, ugly and annoying Tom boys kidnaped my target. They are exactly the kind that one would consider as playing with themselves under the best condition. Boomer! It's wrong! They are Raptors! They lock on something and they took it away right and enjoy it right in front of you. It's never elegant. It's never graceful. But it frakkin' works.

French girl Charlotte and Lily, thank you for the Happy Birthday song, and of course, the lovely kiss. You people actually enlightened the night a little bit. As for Eva, what can I say, you made the night.

I missed you, everyday. No matter where I am. Even when a chick was robbing my body with her breast, listen, kido, nothing could stop me from missing you. I am not happy with that.

Frakkin' Night Life - 9% and WAX [04SEP08, Day 261]

Ladies' Night is a mistake, a frakkin' mistake. The room was packed. So sorry people, no girl story this week. BTW, this is the third time in a row I heard "Umbrella" in a club. Here's another version of it. Oh, guess what... I'm hanging out with a bunch of high school chicks later tonight. Wish me luck.

Frakkin' Holding On [02SEP08, Day 259]

錄音室的衛生加工版可以一邊兒去了。

我會努力丟球，強迫自己每天至少吃一頓飯，尋找不同的力量讓我向宵夜和外賣說不。下午三點四十八分，我想睡了。棒球和夜生活和我，最近上演一場老友重逢；二十七歲身體還能跟這些損友再混個幾年。我和吉他手正密謀一個「完全爛咖計畫」，天下沒有「玩太大」這回事。我也可埋頭唸書，從《羅麗泰》到《賴英照說法--從內線交易到企業社會責任》，從Eisenstein到Einstine，從龍應台到毛澤東。

能搔到癢處的，來者不拒。就是一條書蟲，一尾爛咖，也強過賤比糟糠的舊情人。

Frakkin' Ice [27AUG08, Day 253]

冰敷是一件有大學問的事情。原來激情過後非得痛得徹底，那被嚴重過度耗用的，才得修復。

Frakkin' Congrats! [22AUG08, Day 248]

弟，恭喜你！你幹了一件咱家沒人幹得了的事；從爺爺到外公，連那兩個最會唸書的傢伙也硬生生被你比下去。不過這不是重點。

重點是，你為了這個甄試費了很大的力，終於修成正果，這才是我真正開心的原因。希望你也是因為這個緣故而大展笑顏，而不是活在永無止境的競爭殺伐輪迴。

Frakkin' Night Life - WAX [22AUG08, Day 248]

這是一個驚心動魄的故事，關於一個吊帶褲女孩。

兩尊老黑在舞池邊自顧自地玩耍。黑人就是黑人，儘管體型無比寬大，玩出幾個像樣的步子永遠不是難事。我認識的白人就沒一個有這種能耐。女孩看見玩伴就樂，她揀了白色T-shirt那尊，兩人開始大跳貼身豔舞。女孩醉心律動，那老黑，該怎麼說呢，終究是帶把的，步子亂了不說，我看心也亂了，野了。這傢伙太Hold不住了；尤其他是個老外，理應經驗豐富，美女坐懷而不亂，關鍵時刻往腰上扶一把，最後一聲不吭把人帶走。相較之下，這尊老黑太差了。

吊帶褲女孩把老黑推開了！這倒挺新鮮。以前和老外工作很長一段時間，沒在夜店見過哪個女人捨得這樣幹。眼看苗頭不大對，老黑開始糾纏；「差矣，Brother!」我心裡暗暗想，一邊嫌惡手裡的酒水真的是酒水，什麼Whisky Coke、Vodka Lime…全摻了不知多少噸的水，暢飲店的誠意就在這裡了，夠不夠一口分曉。心裡頭咕噥著，盤算轉移陣地的花費和目的，又捨不得眼前正在搬演的「向老外Say No」這齣好戲。正天人交戰的時刻，兩隻腳已經走出一條藍海策略…。

「你有麻煩嗎？」吊帶褲女孩大力點頭，牽起我的手。女孩對老黑賊賊地擺一張不怎麼友善的笑臉，我便幽幽地，「一聲不吭把人帶走」。不怪老黑後來找麻煩，「這哪招…」是一種很負面、很糟糕的情緒。有一個聲音指著我說：造孽！

佛家說，有捨才有得，無所求才能大成就之類的。事實是，夜店能充分並且高度體現這套哲學，詭異卻一點不假。放棄的心境讓我優雅地橫刀奪愛，所謂得來全不費力。後遺症是，這遊戲接下來該怎麼玩，我是一點頭緒都沒有，只能見招拆招。接下來的兩個小時，女孩不間斷地出招，各種節奏各種步子，考驗我的節奏感，我的肌耐力，我現偷現改現賣的功力…。人體的NON-STOP就是這樣了，眼前這個活力永遠豐沛的吊帶褲女孩。她好不過癮，我則遊走在體能的極限邊緣；這是繼偷走老黑的玩伴之後，第二個令我驚心動魄的事。相較之下，她左手Tequila Shot，右手荔枝酒的事蹟就沒那麼辛辣了。

Frakkin' Night Life - WAX (Intoxicated Version) [22AUG08, Day 248]

There's this girl, Shania. Cute, sexy, and smart. She knows almost every dirty trick of man. But she doesn't seem to be able to resist them. That's why she makes people worried. No, she left no trace, except her perfume in my hands. Yes, we hugged and kissed like a couple. But we all agreed that it doesn't mean frak. I left earlier, actually, 'cause I'm too tired of fighting over a woman. If she chose to stick with that as*hole, so be it. I don't even care, seriously. I just felt like... why ruin the night? why bother? Dude, you can't have her. Shania made very clear that everything was just for fun and she doesn't belong to anyone. Why bother? Oops, you don't know her much as I did. Dude, you are wasting you frakkin' time. She's not sleeping with you.

Umbrella joint the night again. Such a frakkin' cool song!