Frakkin' Google Adsense

為什麼我的部落會出現「情緒管理」的廣告呢？這裡頭是不是有一句潛台詞在說，「來這裡的人都有問題…。」Google總是到處嚷嚷著「精準打擊眼球」的口號（聽起來有點痛？），於是我真的越想，越不服氣。別無他法，只好抱怨。

結論是，Google那些千萬顆CPU的運算能量，還真的，不是蓋的。我是個有嚴重心智問題的人。還有，心理醫生可以準備歇業改行了，因為以後會有一種東西叫做Google Shrink。

Frakkin' Missed Here

好久沒有回來，很想念這裡的自在、隱密。這裡像一個家，我可以把西裝外套順手一扔，腳上還穿著臭襪子和髒兮兮的牛仔褲，把身體往床上，像扔外套一樣地扔進彈簧床的凹陷。這個房子可以沒有女主人，但腦袋裡得有個可以直接撥號的號碼。話筒裡如果傳來「扁扁的」呼吸聲，就證明有人在乎這一切。證明世間有平安。

All Along The Watchtower, written by Bob Dylan

There must be some kind of way out of here
Said the joker to the thief
There's too much confusion
I cant get no relief
Businessman they drink my wine
Plow men dig my earth
None will level on the line
Nobody of it is worth

No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke but uh
But you and I have been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
The hours getting late

All along the watchtower
Princes kept the view
While all the women came and went
Bare-foot servants to, but huh
Outside in the cold distance
A wild cat did growl
Two riders were approachin
And the wind began to howl

All along the watchtower
Hear you sing around the watch
Gotta beware gotta beware I will

All along the watchtower
ps. 西裝外套加牛仔褲是我最端莊的模樣了，別嫌。聲音真的有扁有厚。

Frakkin' Limit

I don't think I could be doing this for a very long time. One season might be just my limit.

Frakkin' Smell

我不記得妳的模樣。手腕上這股帶甜味的香氣，我認得，不是我的。我武斷地記得，一定是那陣激情留下的痕跡。他們敲打那塊木板，我們尷尬地四目相接。

女孩的香氣總是比煙味深刻，不曾例外。這是上帝最棒的安排之一。

Frak. Just frak.

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我焦慮下一隻創作在哪裡？主題，經費…時間不多了。繼續，焦慮吧。

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